How
much information do you give out when it comes to your sex life? Is it
acceptable for “boys” to sing their own praises of their sexual encounters
anywhere and anyhow? Do “boys” really boast about the sexual encounters intentionally
to disgrace the other party involved or what?
Episode
One
Afriyie and I meet whenever we are organizing events
but we hardly get time to chit-chat. During one of the events we organized
where he was in charge of cocktails, he decided to engage me in a conversation.
So he asked if I were a student at Legon. “I was a student at Legon but I left
in 2007.” Afriyie continued. “Really! My ex -girlfriend was there too. She is
called Ciara. I was at Legon every weekend. Small world” So I replied. “I know
Ciara. She was my course mate. She is very reserved but friendly”. Afriyie bursted out with laughter. “Don’t be
deceived, my dear sister, Ciara was a stallion in bed. The girl can grind and
wind you all night long. She was only deceiving you all.” I kept quiet as he calculatingly
disgraced and reminisced over his laimomo’s
kinky adventures. If all men decide to say trash about their exes like Afriyie
did, are you sure some ladies will get husbands to marry?
Episode
Two
During a prayer session by non-denominational
group that meets occasionally to pray, a well-dressed lady was called forward
by the pastor for prayers. Her name was Sarfowa as I got to know later. It was
her first time to join the group. She fell on the ground and started screaming
as she was ‘hit’ by the Holy Ghost. I
spotted Alex, an accountant by profession who kept laughing and nodding his
head scornfully at Sarfowa. I boldly
asked why he was laughing at the lady when we were all praying for her after
the session was over. “I knew she was faking. She wasn’t filled with Holy
Ghost. She ibi azaa girl! He roused
my interest at that point. “Sarfowa and I were neighbours and so we became
friends. Though she knew I am married, it didn’t stop her from chasing me. I finally succumbed to her persistent
flirtations. She reserved a hotel for us to have a “good time”. My sister, I
was so excited that I passed by at “blue kiosk” (a small shop where alcoholic
beverages are sold) to gulp down four shots of Mandingo and Agya Appiah
bitters. When we started “the show”, she didn’t do anything. Sarfowa laid there
like a sleeping python. My sister, with all her noise, she didn’t know anything
and I wasn’t ready to teach her.” The gen he was given out was just too much
for me so I decide to change the topic but he struck me harder with one last “fila”.
“I overlooked her “pythonish style” but her tattered undergarment and the odour
that was stemming from her verjayjay killed
my erection instantly.” Nsem pii w)
wiase! Boys can talk!
Episode
Three
After
staying indoors throughout the Christmas and subsequently during the New Year,
I was thrilled when I got an invitation to a party. Nadine and I were enjoying
some jokes by the MC when her male colleagues entered. Nadine gestured to them
to join us at our table. I was quiet but Nadine and her colleagues chatted and
laughed throughout. Kojo and Owusu’s conversation got my attention. Owusu is
married but he has a “latest” girlfriend. So Kojo told Owusu about new sex
positions he and his girlfriend should try. Apparently, the new sex positions
were so acrobatic-like that Owusu had a muscle pull during the course of it. He
went numb for minutes. His girlfriend who was alarmed had to cushion her man to
rest and gave him a milk to drink. These “boys” are the so called “upcoming big
shots men or young executives” who were making lewd jokes about their
“sexscapades”. Hours later, Owusu’s girlfriend came over to the party and he
confidently introduced her to us. I kept stealing glances at her as she unknowingly
sat there. Poor girl!
The
cardinal rule says, don’t kiss and tell because I strongly believe that when
sex or love making is so goooooooooooooood, you don’t need to tell anybody
because the inner glowing and the smiling are enough to tell the people around
you. If you want share tales and experiences from your bedroom it is encouraged
but I have problem with “boys” who deliberately blunt out their “sexscapades”
just to “disgrace” the women involved. “Boys”
have to learn from the “men” that, a man must respect the other party he tangos
with.
Deli.ciouzly
Yours
Akosua
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